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October 9th, 2001, 04:12 AM
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Overheard on "Becker"....one of the doctor's assistants takes her vacation...by coming in to work!
The other assistant says to the vacationing assistant.....
"The last place I'd expect to see you is here in the office"...
The "vacationing" nurse responds...."No it isn't silly, this is the only place you could see me!"
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Alex
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October 9th, 2001, 12:48 PM
#2
HB Forum Owner
i'm glad i don't watch tv
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~~share some greased tea with me~~
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October 9th, 2001, 03:05 PM
#3
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You can't fix your own Reputation, but you can ruin someone else's!
Quote from "Malcom in the Middle".
So true, So true.
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ September 18, 2002 06:08 PM: Message edited by: Alex ]</font>
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October 9th, 2001, 06:08 PM
#4
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Dohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
-Homer Simpson"
Thanks Homer.
"No Soup for you, Shatoushka".
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Alex
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October 11th, 2001, 10:10 PM
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Inactive Member
Most of the time, I think TV is useless crap.
But ocassionally something good comes out of the garbage. If only it could occur more often.
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October 11th, 2001, 10:48 PM
#6
HB Forum Owner
*misses seinfeld*
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October 12th, 2001, 02:15 PM
#7
HB Forum Owner
awwwwwwwwwwww, alex
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October 12th, 2001, 03:41 PM
#8
HB Forum Moderator
Glad to meet you, Mrs. Seinfeld.
I'm George's twin brother, only I'm the one who's been unlucky in love.
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Alex
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October 12th, 2001, 03:47 PM
#9
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Overheard on "Just Shoot Me".
"It's like having a hot dog for desert". Jack waxes poetic about eating a canoli.
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Alex
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October 13th, 2001, 03:04 PM
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HB Forum Moderator
Funny commercial on TV about a guy asking for a raise. The boss is brutal...he's so good, they should put a TV show around him.
An employee sheepishly walks into his bosses office looking for a raise.
Can I have a raise?
Sure, I can give you a raise, but if I give you a raise, won't I have to give everyone else a raise?
Uh, Yeah...
And If I give everyone else a raise, than you will be back right where you started.
Uh, Yeah...
So, a raise really wouldn't help now would it....(boss gets on the phone to secretary) move up my golfing appointment.
Uh, Yeah...
The befuddled employee leaves, but not before stumbling over various golf balls strewn about the office.
Take that Shatoushka, QUALITY TV!
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Alex
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